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"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 07/02/2014 at 09:26 • Filed to: None

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That I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear. Have no idea how that happened. I overslept this morning, so I had to do everything totally fast.

I felt something getting in my ass when driving, but I was too sleepy to care, and didn't wanted to get any waffle taco on my shirt.

It will be an interesting day.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 09:27

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I've found that thongs in the winter lack the coverage I need for my ass cheeks. Same with chaps. During the summer though...

mr_gofast > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 09:28

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um....much wow...lol

thebigbossyboss > mr_gofast 07/02/2014 at 09:33

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So strange. Much wow. Such confuse.

Sir Halffast > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 09:33

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I hear that's good luck.

EDIT: That's supposed to be Nuke LaLoosh from Bull Durham, but you know, Kinja.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 09:33

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Please get in touch with your feminine side and report back…

Moves-Like-Senna > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 09:35

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How the heck does that happen? Are you two similar sizes or something?

I could never fit anything my girlfriend owns. I have nearly a hundred pounds on her (I'm a foot taller and an athlete).

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 09:40

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Your girlfreind wears boxers? lol

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 09:42

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"Don't know how that happened"

You liar you got curious didnt you, DIDNT YOU.

Diesel > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 09:49

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The underwear I can understand. Why you shoved a tampon up your ass, that is unexplainable.

JEM > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 09:58

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I've done this with jeans before, but never underwear I don't think.

I could see this happening though, if you wear boxer briefs and she wear boy shorts, kinda similar. Or you both wear thongs.... ok, I've officially horrified myself now.

RotaryLover > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 10:06

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Make sexy pics of yourself with them. Send it to your gf. Tell her it's gonna be hot tonight!

Ilike_cougars > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 10:07

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Usually she is the one wearing my stuff, but got to try right ;)

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Diesel 07/02/2014 at 10:14

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No tampon, but the underwear barely fit me, they are so tight that they get in my ass, not a comfortable feeling.

stuttgartobsessed > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 10:14

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Has no one picked up on the fact the he ate a fucking waffle taco for breakfast?

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/02/2014 at 10:16

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Not boxers, something of that fashion, during most weekdays.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 10:17

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ass

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Moves-Like-Senna 07/02/2014 at 10:30

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No, but underwear has a tendency to stretch a little. Trust me, you can do a lot when have just a few minutes to shower and to get dressed, but you're half asleep.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > stuttgartobsessed 07/02/2014 at 10:37

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Is that illegal?

EL_ULY > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 10:38

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LOL man, you were sleepy :]

Cixelsyd > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 10:38

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That's fine if that's the story you need to tell yourself, but I'm not gonna judge you either way. You can just admit you were curious.

macanamera > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 12:34

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Your styles of underwear are similar?

PheeNoIVI > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 12:35

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Lmao this is great. Does she know?

macanamera > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 12:36

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PheeNoIVI > stuttgartobsessed 07/02/2014 at 12:36

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No I got that too....

PatBateman > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 12:36

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I'm not sure how I feel about this conversation.

yamahog > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 12:43

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The phrase was "walk a mile in our SHOES," not undies!

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > macanamera 07/02/2014 at 13:41

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I do have some underwear that looks a little like her weekdays style, bigger and wider, obviously.

macanamera > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 13:43

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And your underwear resembles this? Specifically in the Buttcrackery region?

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > PheeNoIVI 07/02/2014 at 13:45

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Not yet, not sure if I should call her and tell her or take a few pictures and send them to her, like someone suggested.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > RotaryLover 07/02/2014 at 13:46

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Do not tempt me, man.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > yamahog 07/02/2014 at 13:50

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Her shoes? No thanks, trying to walk on heels, would probably get me injured.

PheeNoIVI > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 14:03

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If it was me with my girlfriend I'd do the pictures lol. But I can't say because I don't know your relationship. But pictures would be hilarious.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > macanamera 07/02/2014 at 14:04

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Like those, but when you're trying to get up, after a long night and have few minutes to get ready for work, you don't notice the differences.

I need them when I wear fit or skinny pants, because I don't want the sleeves of the boxers to roll up and stand out.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > PheeNoIVI 07/02/2014 at 14:12

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Is not because of the relationship, is because I'm at work, I don't know if I should go to the bathroom and do them myself, or ask a colleague to do it. I don't want to look like a weirdo.

PheeNoIVI > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 14:13

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Lol I'd most definitely take them myself. Unless you've already let them know about your wardrobe blunder. Lol

RotaryLover > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 14:48

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DO IT BRO!!!

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > EL_ULY 07/02/2014 at 14:52

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The truth and nothing but the truth.

thebigbossyboss > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 15:37

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skinny pants? Oh good lord.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > thebigbossyboss 07/02/2014 at 15:42

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We all own at least a pair, even if we don't admit it.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/02/2014 at 21:33

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//small voice

Nearly all mine are skinnies.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/03/2014 at 16:46

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Nope, had no urge to use makeup, jump on healthy foods, pee sitting down or watch soap operas. Guess that I'm fine.